Obama’s newest spiel is to compare the economy to a car that has run off the road into a ditch. Obama and his fellow democrats have to get into the ditch and get all muddy and dirty while getting it back on the road, while the Republicans watched. Then he makes sure to take the keys away from the Republicans.
Obama, you idiot, the reason the Republicans watched you pull that car out of the ditch is because that wasn’t their car, that was your car. It was a 2009 Special Flaming Liberal model. It didn’t work too well though. The speed of recovery was really slow and when you opened up the hood you could see that it was really way underpowered. It finally ran out of gas and coasted off into the ditch.
The Republicans though, they have a brand new Supercharged High powered model on order. It’s a 2013 model and it comes out in November 2012. A big down payment is going to be made this November, with the remainder of the payment to be made two years later. That baby is going to rocket too!
Obama and fellow dems, I suggest you walk on the sidewalk. The road won’t belong to you any longer.