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Give me a break today or Why its not my kinda place!

October 27, 2010 By: twistedmuser Category: Uncategorized

While traveling recently I met my sister( I would call her TwistedSister but I would probably get sued by some 60 year old big haired rocker) at a fast food restaurant in Mobile, Alabama. I won’t say the name of it but let’s just say avoid it if you have a fear of clowns. Well she and I place our order and proceed to wait about 15 minutes. Now keep in mind this is a “fast food” restaurant.

We were chatting and catching up when I said to her “hey its been at least 15 minutes since we ordered and everyone behind us is gone!”

So I motioned over one of the servers or helpers or whatever they call themselves and asked her to check on my order because it had been at least 15 minutes. Well she started talking to me in a very nasty manner telling me that my order was just being cooked because there was big orders. Asking her what the heck big orders placed after mine had to do with   mine just being cooked brought a nasty stare and then walked away. I then asked another “server” to get her manager because this was taking too long. Instead of going back and getting her manager, she screams out her name telling her ” some man wants his order and his money back”.
So then a 20 something came out and stood there for at least a minute. Thinking she would eventually ask me what was the problem I didn’t say anything. Finally I broke down and told her the issue, telling her I wanted my money back and I wanted my order, because after all this was not a slow food restaurant. Her response was “At this point I don’t really care”. Well this was too much for my sister, who had been telling me to calm down. She proceeded to ask the manager “You mean to tell me as manager of (famous fast restaurant that reminds you of St Louis landmarks) you don’t really care???” Well the manager quickly changed her tune and gave me my order and my money and we had a good laugh about it.

Now why am telling you this whole story? Well actually Hambone has already touched on this subject and that is the subject of discrimination. This was a group of people at a well know establishment arguing with each other and with me about a damn chicken biscuit, when the whole thing could have been easily settled. They actually argued with me, they argued with their manager and she took it all with the only exception telling me “I don’t really care”. Now you can whine and pout all you want to about how the world treats you. You can say that you were discriminated against. You can complain that someone else got the promotion. You can moan and bitch that the world isn’t fair that other groups of people are treated better. But what you should do before you bore us with all that is think about how you perform your job. Think about how you treat or mistreat customers. Lastly think about the perception you are giving your boss (though in this case, no difference) and why he should promote you.

Being courteous and professional is how you move along in a career. Not acting like a gangsta you saw on the latest rap video.

Oh by the way, I did report the incident to the headquarters of this fine establishment and I was award with two coupons for their Big (burger), in a city I seldom go to. Nice!

Rules for kicking ass!

August 17, 2010 By: twistedmuser Category: Uncategorized

Henjoy emailed me this. I dont know its origins, but I like the sentiment!
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Read at your leisure.  I kinda liked this one ’cause I always got asked did I
fly planes

Dear Civilians, ‘We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation
has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

For those of you who can’t join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of
the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the
playing of the National Anthem – kick their ass.

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest -
kick their ass.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount
of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull
them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they
bask in every second.  Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans
made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran
kicks their ass.

4. If you were never in the military DO NOT pretend that you were.  Wearing
battle dress uniforms (BDUs), Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to
be ‘Special Forces, Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when
you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your
ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, Do you
fly a jet?  Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot.  Such ignorance deserves
an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* ‘non-military’, inform
them of their mistake – and kick their ass.

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your
damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart.  Quietly
thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her – of
course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

8. ‘Your mama wears combat boots’ never made sense to me – stop saying it!  If
she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!

9. ‘Flyboy’ (*Air Force*), ‘Jarhead’ (*Marines*), ‘Grunt’ (*Army*), ‘Squid’
(*Navy*), ‘Puddle Jumpers’ (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we
use describing each other.  Unless you are a service member or vet, you have
not earned the right to use them.  Using them could get your ass kicked.

10. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military,
support our troops and their families.  Every Thanksgiving and religious
holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are
literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen far from home
wishing they could be with their families.  Thank God for our military and the
sacrifices they make every day.  Without them, our Country would get its ass
kicked.

11. ‘It’s the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the
press.’

    ‘It’s the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.’

    ‘It’s the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom
to demonstrate.’

    ‘It’s the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and
whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the
flag.’

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

IN GOD WE TRUST